Category Archives: men

Karma 4 SfB 0

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I helped Karma out this time.  And was more than happy to.  SfB has never paid for his hospital bill from when he spent a week in the psych ward.  The collection agency that collects for the hospital called me tuesday.  I had just clocked out and was standing in the doorway of my cube when the phone rang.  I know the company name of course so I answered it.  This is the first time they have ever called me.  They asked for SfB.  I said “he’s no longer at this number, I have no idea where he is but he probably still works at ______” She thanked me and hung up.

They can’t sue me for that bill.  They don’t have a signature, and we’re divorced.  The statute of limitations has run out on suing a non signature spouse.

Then last night I was readin’ random shit on facebook and I get a notification that SfB wants to connect with me.  Oh hell no!  So I hit close on that and hunted up his new profile and blocked him and I deleted the notification on my phone.

I texted my girlfriend and told her I had to block him for the 4th time.  About 30 minutes after I finished chatting with her about it, it hit me.  LOL!!!  I busted right out laughing!!  The collection company called him at work and now he’s mad because he’s going to have to pay for his own fuck up.  I’ll bet it’s close to $15,000 by now because of the interest.

Booo fucking hoooo.

I’ll be laughing about this one the rest of my life.

 

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Just a touch

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So Mr Pepsi man was in the office thursday.  We were talking about the difference in calories and grams of sugar in Peach tea and Pepsi.  I was sitting in my chair and he was standing in the doorway of my cubical.  I handed him the empty tea bottle and then I picked up the Pepsi bottle to show him and instead of taking it out of my hand he reached around and put his hand on mine.  Then when he let go he ran his fingers across the back of my hand.

He’s getting a lot bolder with his flirting.

I have a really hard time carrying on a conversation with him.  All I can think about is kissing him.  <sigh>

the Pepsi man

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Ya know, I said the last place I’d ever meet a man is at my place of work.

Well… I think I was wrong.

Recently, well the last 6 months or so the Pepsi man has started flirting with me.  Time before last when he was there I was standing up at the front desk and he walked up and stood very close behind me.  I think we both felt it.  He really shouldn’t breathe on the back of my neck like that!!

Then friday when he was there he came in right before lunch and loaded the machine and he was back in the back office talking to the supervisor.  By the time I got clocked out and to the front door he was right behind the other girl that goes to lunch at the same time and he walked out with me.

Everybody in the office is aware that he is flirting with me.  Well most everybody anyway.  The woman that’s my best friend in the office (and out) said he barely even says hello to her and he walks right past her desk and he talks to the supervisor but he flirts with me.  One of the other girls that goes out on break at the same time as I do said something about they have actually discussed the way he flirts with me!!  LOL

Hopefully before too much longer he’ll get brave enough to ask me out.

 

 

the one that made me lol

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So I meet this guy.  He tells me he’s the golf pro at an area golf course and he’s designed golf course in South Korea, blah, blah, blah.  Tells me he’s really fit and he’s 5’8″.  I’m 5’3″ and in 3 inch heels I was an inch taller than him.  But without heels he’s taller than I am so I overlooked that.  He was fairly good looking too.

We met at a local sports bar and had a couple of drinks and a light dinner and then we came to my apartment.  We eventually moved to the bedroom.

So we’re having sex and he would almost get me to orgasm and then stop.  After the 4th time he did that, I gave him a good squeeze and that was all he wrote.  (do those kegels ladies!)  And I cracked up laughing.  It does tend to take men by surprise when I do that but most of them just really get into the slow fuck so they can enjoy it.  This guy went off like a teenager.  And I’m not talking about just a laugh, it was a full out dying laughing laugh.

A week or so later he started texting me again.  Eventually he just kind of went away.

it’s been a while

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I didn’t realize it had been so long since I posted something.

I think I’m going to lose Danny.  He is the new guy I met last year in January.  I’ve seen him several times over the last year and a half.  He’s been offered a better paying job with a lot less travel and he’s not sure he’ll get to keep this area.  I should get to see him one more time in August.

I got my tattoo in November.  I’m really happy with it.  Andy’s name is not hidden though.  He was kind of unhappy about that to start with but after we talked about it, he understood why and he is okay with it.  He’ll like it when he sees it though.

There’s a very good chance Andy’s job is going to bring him close in the next 6 months or so.  I ran across a web site that had a news release about the job he is currently doing and one of the sites listed is only 5 hours from here.  We have our fingers crossed he’ll get to do that job site.  He’s been to 3 out of the 6 listed so far.

I have met a fairly local guy.  His name is Steve and he farms.  He’s really fun to fuck.  He’s quite good.  And he’s a fun person too.  But honestly, a fun fuck is all he’s ever going to be.  He’s kind of an ass really. (my guess is that’s why he’s divorced) LOL, it’s amusing mostly because I don’t have to put up with him every day!!!  He’ll be here until after Christmas and then he’ll go to Arizona for the winter.  I took a vacation the last week of December and that’s when I met him.  He hunted me up as soon as he got back in April.

There have been a couple of other guys over the last year.  I laughed at one of them.  Seriously out loud laughed.  I’ll have to tell about that one by its self. One of them is a really sweet guy but he is quite a bit younger.  I think there were a couple more but apparently they weren’t memorable.

Work is well, work.  I’ve gotten a couple of raises over the last year.  I do a lot more now too.  I’m the sub for the supervisor when she takes time off.  I’ve lost track of how many people have come and gone over the last year.  Honestly, if the supervisor wasn’t such a bitch to people, we wouldn’t have nearly the turnover we do.  I don’t think she understands just how much the turnovers cost the company.  There really are better ways to tell people they aren’t doing something the right way!!!

I am actually going to pay off the washer, dryer, dishwasher and refrigerator I no longer own this year!!  Yay me!!

And then there’s SfB.  He does his best to hide from me.  He actually turns his head and looks the other way if he sees me in traffic!!  LOL  What a chicken shit piece of shit.  He found some fat chick to take him in.  He always ranted and raved about how “if you ever get like that, I’ll leave”.  The irony.  He actually lived across the street from my building most of last summer before he found somebody to take care of his sorry ass.  I did get the $200 for storage out of him finally and got all of his shit out of my storage unit.  My kid hauled it for him and it took two trips.

Until next time.

 

 

 

The new man

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I mentioned meeting him towards the end of my last post.  He was here for two nights in March.  He was here the day before my birthday and the day of my birthday.  The first night I wore my new pink skirt, black patterned tights, the short boots, a silk top and my gray silk blazer.  It was a really pretty outfit.  We had dinner at the nice restaurant.

On my birthday I wore my jean skirt, the lace tights, the short boots and a cute t-shirt that has a deep slit that shows cleavage.  We went to one of the local sports bars and we were eating and he reached out and moved the bottle of steak sauce because it “obstructed his view.”  LOL

Then when we got back to the hotel I sat down on the edge of the bed and he says “I have something for you” and handed me an envelope with a birthday card.  Inside the card was a Visa gift card with $100 bucks on it!!

He has to come here at least once every 90 days but since he has a reason to come more often he will.  He asked me if the first wednesday and thursday of May would work for me and I told him I could miss my meeting with enough advance notice so he changed his schedule so I don’t have to miss my quilt guild meeting!!!

He’s somewhat of an exhibitionist.  We had sex with me leaning on the end of the bed and him behind me.  The end of the bed is in front of the window and he opened the drapes!!  He said next time he’ll get a room on the front of the hotel!!  I hope it’s at least on the second floor.  LOL

He also wants to have a threesome.  It’s actually a lot more likely to happen with him than it was with Randy.  For one thing he doesn’t want to just watch.  He wants somebody that will give him head and that he can give head to.  So I put an ad on CL and we have two very good possibilities.  Both are men that come here for work often and stay in hotels.  We decided that since he’s here two nights we’ll have one night with a third and then one night just to ourselves.

The attorney that works for my company wants to read my blog.  I very undecided about that.  She also said I should write a book about my life.  That I’m actually considering.  This laptop doesn’t have a word processing program on it though and I don’t really want to use the old desktop computer.  Guess I’ll look for a free word processing program to download.

 

 

 

 

Ramble on

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Hmmmm, where to start.

Think I’ll start with SfB.  So he wore out his welcome at my mother’s house and at my aunt’s apartment.  So then he moved to a cheap hotel and then from there to some lady’s house.  Then he was in a bar a week or so before the Super Bowl and got beat up and was in the hospital for a few days.  Apparently he worked a few days at his job after he got out of the hospital and then bought a bus ticket over here.

I’m amused that he actually had a job.  Right after he went over there he got a job at Wal-Mart.  He lost that job because he “tried to stop a thief.”  Uhhhh, from the loading dock? Then he got a job at Safeway.

He showed up at the neighbor’s apartment (hereinafter known as Mike) on Super Bowl night about 2:30.  Pissed Mike off to have him just show up in the middle of the night like that and expect to just live with him.  Mike gave him two weeks.  This is the funny part, SfB did his best to avoid me!  I only saw him once while he was staying here!

I actually talked to Mike last night and SfB told him all sort of crazy ass lies.  SfB told him I was living in the “lap of luxury” because I had “taken” him for $100K.  Sure I did.  That’s why I’m driving a 14 year old car and living in a 2 bedroom apartment.  And that’s obviously why I worked 65 hours a week during tax season for two years.  Mike didn’t believe him of course because he was a supervisor at the same plant SfB was a supervisor and Mike knows how much he would have made.

Oh and because SfB heard that I had a boyfriend so he told Mike he had a girlfriend but both times Mike was over there he didn’t see her.  I’m sure she’s fiction.  I mean seriously, who wants an unkempt, homeless, drunk, 57 year old man that works a low pay job???

Randy started texting me again the saturday before Xmas.  He still hasn’t apologized for treating me bad though.  He’d text me a couple of times about some random thing or another.  Then when I told him I had met someone that comes here for work he wanted to know if he could come watch.  I told him it wasn’t Danny’s thing.  So he asked me what Danny’s thing is and I told him “spoiling me.”  LOL

And spoiling me is exactly what Danny wants to do.  We met for the first time on a thursday evening.  I met him at his hotel.  He greeted me naked!! Well, he had a towel on. LOL We chatted for a bit while he finished getting ready and then we went to a nice restaurant and had dinner and drinks.  I dressed up!  I had on short boots, patterned tights, my black mini skirt, a black silky top that has a keyhole and shows just a bit of cleavage and my gray silk blazer and I looked really, really good.  After dinner we went back to his hotel and had sex twice.  He’ll be here again the first week of March which is really cool because my birthday is that week.  And I have a new mini skirt and top to wear this time!

Andy and I are talking about meeting some time this summer for a weekend if he ends up close enough.  I finally convinced him that I really can afford my end of the trip and it’s really okay for me to pay for my end of the trip.  LOL  I have to save up and pay my tax bill but once that’s paid all that money is mine!  I told him that after the tax bill is paid I’ll have money for fun and for savings and he was happier with that.

And I will have the money to do fun things after April!!  I got another raise at work and I have several bills paid off!!