Yeah, I have a “list”. So I was a bad girl. I never gave a shit what anybody thought about it and I still don’t. If you do then don’t read past this point.
So, I couldn’t sleep last night and to occupy myself I decided to try and write down the list of dudes I’ve had sex with. At one time I had a list. Then I got married and got rid of it. Well I got rid of the married and now I want the list again. Here’s the thing, I’m pretty sure I remember pretty close to what number shit for brains (husband #2, hereinafter known as SfB) was but I can only remember less than half that number now. That means there were a whole lot of totally forget able dudes.
I used a number system so when I remember somebody from the very early years I can add them to the list without it bugging me they’re out of order. For dudes that I remember the place and era, I add a notation to jog my memory next to where their name goes. Some I had no idea at the time what the hell their name was so I just put the place or other info where their name would be. I have 5 eras, #1 is 70 to 73, that’s from the first guy to the beginning of my first marriage. #2 is 73 to 79, that’s during my first marriage. #3 is 79 to 85 when I moved in with Jim and then #4, 88 to 92 is from when Jim moved out to when I married Bill. Era #5 will be this single stage however long it lasts.
Interesting notation. there are 6 pairs of brothers on my list.
The number that’s on my list right now is 80.
My motto the last time I was single was “So many men, So little time.” This time I think it’s going to be “Men, can’t live with them, can’t shoot them.”
And no. I’m not actually going to publish the list.